Location: Present 09
Items: None
This dungeon consists of warps. There are no enemies or use for weapons. It's just a maze of warps.
Each warp destination has either two, three, or four rooms to choose from with other warps.
Each of those warps lead to different destinations, where you'll have more warps to choose from. And again after that.
None of this will make any sense. It's not meant to. Just go with it, like the Pilotwings music suggests.
There are no hints or markers, nothing to tell you the way, and no way to know whether you're in the right direction. You just have to guess. Every time.
I will not be sharing any maps or directions, although I'll admit the absolute fastest possible route is 8 warps.
In consolation, I can say this: Persevere; it was designed to look a lot more difficult than it is.
Okay, if you want to see how this works, you can look at this diagram. It won't help because it doesn't include anything about N/S/E/W, but it will give you an idea of your chances, and whether this maze really does have a web of 50 warp destinations.